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The day fades; the world quiets. Our gingerbread cookies lay naked on baking trays. Sinewy streaks of frosting cover only scant portions of bready skin. Meanwhile, we wind down in our sleepwear: cozy, comfy, safe.

Today, we celebrate gingerbread in sleepwear. Grab one for your partner, who sleeps like this. Grab one for your partner, whom you wish slept like this. Stuff a stocking. Surprise someone in a white elephant exchange.

These two-sided ornaments make thoughtful gifts and are available in four states of dress:

  • Top and bottoms: the time-tested go-to.

  • Top only: somehow, more naked than naked.

  • Bottoms only: the summertime classic.

  • No shirt, no bottoms: the Christmastime classic.

I designed these li’l cuties myself. I hope you’ll enjoy them as much as I enjoyed crafting them.

They have butts, and more!

Specifications

  • Height: 5 inches

  • Width: 3.5 inches

  • Depth: 0.25 inches

Made from baltic birch plywood; not edible.

Ships with candy cane style ribbon loop.

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The day fades; the world quiets. Our gingerbread cookies lay naked on baking trays. Sinewy streaks of frosting cover only scant portions of bready skin. Meanwhile, we wind down in our sleepwear: cozy, comfy, safe.

Today, we celebrate gingerbread in sleepwear. Grab one for your partner, who sleeps like this. Grab one for your partner, whom you wish slept like this. Stuff a stocking. Surprise someone in a white elephant exchange.

These two-sided ornaments make thoughtful gifts and are available in four states of dress:

  • Top and bottoms: the time-tested go-to.

  • Top only: somehow, more naked than naked.

  • Bottoms only: the summertime classic.

  • No shirt, no bottoms: the Christmastime classic.

I designed these li’l cuties myself. I hope you’ll enjoy them as much as I enjoyed crafting them.

They have butts, and more!

Specifications

  • Height: 5 inches

  • Width: 3.5 inches

  • Depth: 0.25 inches

Made from baltic birch plywood; not edible.

Ships with candy cane style ribbon loop.

The day fades; the world quiets. Our gingerbread cookies lay naked on baking trays. Sinewy streaks of frosting cover only scant portions of bready skin. Meanwhile, we wind down in our sleepwear: cozy, comfy, safe.

Today, we celebrate gingerbread in sleepwear. Grab one for your partner, who sleeps like this. Grab one for your partner, whom you wish slept like this. Stuff a stocking. Surprise someone in a white elephant exchange.

These two-sided ornaments make thoughtful gifts and are available in four states of dress:

  • Top and bottoms: the time-tested go-to.

  • Top only: somehow, more naked than naked.

  • Bottoms only: the summertime classic.

  • No shirt, no bottoms: the Christmastime classic.

I designed these li’l cuties myself. I hope you’ll enjoy them as much as I enjoyed crafting them.

They have butts, and more!

Specifications

  • Height: 5 inches

  • Width: 3.5 inches

  • Depth: 0.25 inches

Made from baltic birch plywood; not edible.

Ships with candy cane style ribbon loop.